| Joke Name |
• Scags Who Blew Bill
Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky. |
• Yo' Mama Is Like... Campfire
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in. |
• Holiday Feast
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other." |
• Hooked On Crack
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? |
• Good, Bad, Worse
Good: Your children are sexually active. |
• Gorilla in Heat
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem was that she was in heat. What to do?... |
• George of the Jungle
George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle with no other people. Since there were no other people, George had no one to have sex with and instead screwed a hole in a tree everyday. One day, he found a woman, an abandoned orphan like... |
• The Eternal Optimist
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible... |
• Geriatric One-Nighter
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. |
• The Vibrator Delivery Truck
What is a truck load of vibrators called? |
• Father and Son
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.” |
• Forever Plaid
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. |
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