| Joke Name |
• Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
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• Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're clones. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! |
• Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!" |
• Pulling His Cheney
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" |
• Dubya 'Do.
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter. |
• Bush & the Blackboard
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard. |
• Moses Meets Dubya
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you... |
• Knock Knock: Dumb...
Knock Knock. |
• Jenna and Barbara's Companion
Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police? |
• George Bush is So Stupid...
George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for a corner in his Oval Office. |
• Pink, Grey, & Stuck
What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway? |
• Texas Talkin'
Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State... |
• Wanda Sykes: George W. Bush's Approval Rating
The man has a 70% approval rate, which makes sense to me because he's pretty much done everything I expected him to do: the economy's in the toilet, we're at war and everything's on fire. |
• Wanda Sykes: Bush's Air Quality Control
Our air quality's all messed up now. Knew that was coming when they lowered the emissions standards. Knew that was gonna happen when he appointed Christine Whitman head of the EPA. Yeah -- the governor of New Jersey is head of the Environmental Protection Agency. Do you know how dirty New Jersey is? |
• Mike Birbiglia: Bush's Stance on Troop Support
I take one issue with him, which is that he always says that if you don't support the war, you don't support the troops. I just think that's a little manipulative because I love the troops. Because if they weren't the troops, I would be the... |
• Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush and Your Dad
It's weird, the war that we're in right now. I feel bad for the president at this point in the war because it's kind of like when your dad decides he's going to build a deck, but he doesn't know how to build a deck. You're like, 'Well, we love... |
• Bush and Bill
Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House? |
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