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• Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
• Yo mama's so ugly... I can @#$%
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
• Yo Mama Refrigerator
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
• Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
• Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!
• Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
• Yo Mama's so fat... After sex
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Quarter
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Haul Ass
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Milk Dud
Yo' Mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Satellite Dish
Yo' Mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
• Yo Mama's so fat... band
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dancing
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Flesh-Eating Disease
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mayonnaise
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Driver's License
Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ironing
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hot Dogs
Yo' Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
  
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